Thursday, April 5, 2012

Jeremy Renner...gay? Sexy actor laments invasion into personal life!








The tabloid press on one entertainment show engaged in a field day last night, in the wake of titillating gossip circulating Tinseltown, that Jeremy Renner is gay!

Rumors are bound to persist if an eligible bachelor tends to stroll down the red carpet alone (or with his mother by his side) every time a high-profile award ceremony rolls around (unlike "out" actor Neal Patrick Harris).

Is it possible, that Renner is discreetly giving secret hand signals to a boy-toy pining away at home on the couch, who he has urged to remain in the shadows to protect his macho image?

After all, a posse of Hollywood producers and directors are pretty darn homophobic, and are a force to reckon with.

Actually, I interviewed Mr. Renner at the premier of "Hurt Locker" and there didn't appear to be a swishy bone in his muscular bod.

Now, that's good acting, eh?

Just kidding.

What gets Renner's - um - goat?

"The issue is not about being gay," he asserted to one probing reporter.

"It's about the rude intrusion into my personal life," he fumed, in so many words.

Yeah, no one wants to get caught with their pants down, even if there is nothing to be embarrassed about.

Oh, there I go again!

By the way, I recall that Prime Minister Pierre Elliott Trudeau once read his fellow Canadians the riot act, when the sticky subject reared its ugly head in "Hollywood North" decades ago.

"The Government has no business in the bedrooms of its citizens," he cautioned, just prior to legalizing homosexuality between consenting males.

Stay posted for updates as the controversy around Renner continues to swirl!






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