Sunday, October 30, 2011
St. Paul's Cathedral...to oust protesters with legal action! Sprinkler dousing, too!
Frustrated by the unsightly blight of "tent city" on their front lawn - erected by supporters of the "Occupy Wall Street" movement - St. Paul's Cathedral (in London) have shuttered up their "House of Worship" as they fathom an effective way to rid themselves of the dilemma.
According to one Church Official, the action has backfired in one respect, though.
Each day the doors remain shut, St. Paul's coffers lose several hundred dollars in donations.
Lawyers have urged their Holy clients to to take legal action in a last-ditch effort to resolve the issue.
Meanwhile, one Church-goer has drummed up a novel approach to chase any the protesters.
St. Paul's is tinkering with the idea of installing a sprinkler system timed to automatically water the gardens at the crack-of-dawn daily.
If the plan succeeds, just betcha, there will be a surge in sprinkler sales and a rise in gainful employment in the coming weeks.
Stay posted for updates!