Tuesday, August 16, 2011
What ever happened to Zsa Zsa Gabor? Only the Prince knows for sure!
Apparently, it was like a scene out of a cheesy "B" movie, according to my sources.
Of course, I am referring to a belated birthday soiree that was tossed for legendary screen siren Zsa Zsa Gabor on Sunday evening (intended to also capitalize on the wacko couple's 25th Wedding Anniversary).
Sadly, celebrated illuminaries expected to attend (Nancy Reagan & Kirk Douglas, for example) stayed away in droves, for some inexplicable reason (!).
In fact - guests who were chomping-at-the-bit to mix-and-mingle with a chi chi A-list gang of jet-setters, show biz hot-shots, and socialites - were forced to engage in idle talk with lesser-known has-been's such as Frank Stalone.
"Sly's brother, 'ya know!"
Zsa Zsa's husband - TMZ refers to the actress's better half as Prince A-hole - carried on, nonplussed, quick to do Ms.Gabor's bidding.
Or, was he?
That was the intrigue of the evening!
Shortly after the par-tay kicked-off, for good reason, curious guests began to wonder:
Where the heck was Zsa Zsa?
Was the Prince going to trot out the aging screen star momentarily - if only - for appearances sake?
Some joked that it would be an impossibility.
"She's dead," one cub reporter on a tabloid news show quipped later.
"Oh, it is so Psycho, isn't it?," another chimed in.
"It's more like - 'What ever happened to Baby Jane'," the anchor of the gossip show quipped wickedly.
At one point the Prince allegedly led a posse of the paparazzi right to Zsa Zsa's bedroom door for the ultimate teaser.
But, Zsa Zsa's dotting hubbie stopped short of allowing access to his Princess.
To the surprise of everyone present, the Prince suddenly pulled a fast one.
As quick-as-a-wink, he slipped into his wife's bedroom alone - with a piece of the delicious cake in hand - only to return a few seconds later alone (with no Zsa Zsa in tow).
"She ate the whole thing," he beamed unconvincingly.
Needless to say, there's a swirl of mystery and intrigue afoot in the lofty climbs of Bel Air, today.
News at 11!