Monday, August 29, 2011
Dancing with the Stars...Chaz Bono, Ron Artest, Nancy Grace headline roster! It's not over 'til the fat man dances!
The celebrities (!) producers rustled up for the upcoming season of ever-popular - "Dancing with the Stars" has turned out to be a mind-boggling hodge-podge of what-if's, so-so talent, and wannabees.
With the exception of Chynna Phillips, Ricki Lake, and David Arquette.
Just betcha, after casting got two sheets to the wind one night, the dead soldiers (empties) were put to practical use in a raunchy round-or-two of spin-the-bottle to dredge up a wild card or two - with the ultimate aim - of shaking things up.
Is Chaz Bono that nimble on his feet in his sensible black shoes?
Can Ron Kardashian hold his own, or is he simply capitalizing on the family's reality-show brand?
Nancy Grace may be quick with a quip, but is the mouthy talk-show host capable of tripping-the-light fantastic on the ball-room floor?
Frankly, the image of Ms.Grace in the arms of man is way beyond the pale.
ABC brass - what the heck were you thinking - eh?
Well, you know what they say:
"It/s not over until the fat man dances!"
Stay posted for updates.